"He came. He saw. He died."

I want to think of something witty, but phrases like "I told you I was ill" have been done to death. I guess "See you soon..." might be quite entertaining...

'A complete cunt!' would be fine.

"Go Away."


..............

(Shout out to Marleys Ghost.)
:)

"I'm behind you"

"Yes, that scratching under your bed last night was me, who gives?"

I'm not alone...there's someone else here!

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