REAL HORROR: your chick turns out to be a MAN!
 

There you are on a darkened dance floor, slightly drunk, slow dancing with your very tall date about to go in for a first big ol' kiss and the light hits your dates neck just right and you see.... AN ADAMS APPLE?????
SHE is a HE and then you DON'T wake up. you ARE awake!
IT"S ALL TOO REAL! :eek::eek::eek:
along with short stories, I also write tunes, but not show-tunes. ;) this is a song I just wrote and recorded about a confused guy.

SO YOU WANNA BE A GIRL

Is this spam?

Or just a really stupid post?

ehhhhh?
 

wow! goode thing you no charge me for your awesomeness, cause if you did charge, I would have to ask for a refund mon' ami'.

Did you know, one of the most successful (at the time) issues of Playboy featured a transsexual on the cover and centerfold?

There was a Vodka ad that ran years ago of a beautiful woman holding a bottle of vodka between her breasts. The only problem was, she had no tits. She was a man. It was hanging in a friends dorm room. When it was pointed out that there was no breasts on the woman and that she had an adam's apple, he ripped that poster off the wall in a millisecond.

Lots of advertisers use trannies and tranvesites to seduce latent homosexual men.

Horrorful!
 

A mlillisecond? why'd he wait so long?
Now that's scarey! and kinda' funny.

After careful consideration, I'm choosing the latter.:rolleyes:

Zomg no way! Dat mustt be reely fukin' freeky. Did dat shit actully happen 2 u? :eek:

Tru dat
 

Yes I ACTUALLY wrote and recorded the tune. thanks for askin'. ;)

Good thing there aren't any type of membership restrictions here. Who would serenade us with their shitty songs or dazzle us with their inability to use proper grammar if this place were closed to trolls like you?

You know there's a music forum here, right? True, no one would click your link there either, but hey... At least you'd come off as slightly less retarded by being able to make your spammy post in the proper forum.

Real Horror: Your New Member Turns Out To Be A DICKHEAD!