New guy
 

Hi.

I'm viken. I'm pretty awesome.

I like horror movies and heavy metal and drugs. I like eating other peoples food. I can build stuff pretty good, like with hammers and screws and stuff. I have 2 cats that are scared of my 3 chickens and I really liked the torture scenes in The Passion of Christ.

Do you know what has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out a window.

Welcome!

What has three legs and lives on a farm?

The McCartneys (the saddest thing about their divorce was the fact they rendered this pretty funny joke obsolete)

What is six inches long and starts with a P (pee)?

A shit (everybody assumes you're going to penis)

Why did Uhuru leave Star Trek?

Cause William Shatner.

Anyway, those are my best jokes.

Neverending just unbanned me for 1 minute so I could give you a special message:
FUCK YOU!

and awesome trek joke from Tony.

I'm new too
 

But I don't have any good jokes, farm animals or left-over drugs...and anything I ever made with hammers and screws fell apart. I do however have a pretty cool video I'd like to share that some friends of mine just made and it will completely validate that Def Lepard joke below :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzIUKos5hs4

Really loved the trailer. What is about including an asian child that instantly makes things spooky/eery? Was that racist?:) It's a compliment, if anything!