Just Lie
 

last year in high school i punched my art teacher, she didnt press charges because we were involved in a relationship. If she had i would of came out with the story, so it was kept underwraps. She called me last night for the first time in months and asked if we could continue to see eachother, so i got a dat this weekend which will ofcourse end in drunken sex and hangover head. i'll let you know the details later.

I'm really looking forward to this one lol.:o

wow, you got me..i didnt see that one coming from a mile away.

I have a huge wang.

I invented the hovercraft.

My uncle invented the ring doughnut, he was hoping to bring his favourite snack into sex and, well, the rest is history.

I am a stand-up member of society and also a pillar of my community!!!

I love dogs.

I don't do drugs.

i am not a monkey