Ask ZERO
 

ok - i have decided to loan my amazing simian intellect to those of you in need if advice.

so - feel free to ASK ZERO!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why are you still here?


Real question.

Where do you REALLY go during your absenses?

Why are you not answering the questions??? ;):p

Should I order pizza delivery or cook up some ramen?

What's Ramen?

As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood

deep romantic attraction to you posher

monkey shangri-la where all monkeys go to commune with their deep banana spirit guide

was eating (and didn't want to get food on my laptop

pizza - definitely

dried asian noodles that you reheat in boiling water. in theory you make soup with it but everyone really just makes spicy noodles with them and drains off the water. or if you are hardcore you just pour the dried spice pack onto your tongue

more questions and you will receive more wisdom

Haven't we done this before?

there is nothing new under the sun young penguin

besides if you really want us to never repeat things at HDC then you might as well shut this bad boy down and make way for an on-line shoe store