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pausible-Enter the Dragon-remake?
Has any one heard of this, I've got a gun in my mouth right now and was just wondering if I should go ahead and pull the trigger. I don't have the news letter in front of me right this second, I want to say Sony picked it up, hopefuly it's just a video game or something.
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Hopefully it is pausible... permanantly!
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It's official. Satan runs Hollywood. At first it just seemed like he had little pockets of influence or could only take control of the minds and souls of the vampiric occupants for a little while, but now, it's painfully obvious. The Prince of Darkness stands triumphant in Tinseltown. Who exactly are they going to replace Bruce Lee with? Masi Oka from Heroes? If so, I'll see it. But that won't be the case and it won't be funny. It will be sucky. Get cancer Sony Pictures. Get heart and anus cancer.
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My newsletter reads : RAIN (Ninja Assassin) is in talks to play the role created by Bruce Lee in Warner's remake of Enter the Dragon.
Sorry Sony, though you probably still deserve anus cancer. Sony is doing the Risk movie, based off of the board game. |
And severe heart cancer. Also John Merrick's Disease.
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Chutes and Ladders: The Movie wouldn't be bad though.
Imagine it with the cast of The Expendables. |
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The problem with a 'Risk' movie is, you know 2 and a half hours into it somebodies just going to get mad and kick the peices all over any way.
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I heard rumors of Chuck Norris getting the lead role.
The last fight will be him against David Carradine. |
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