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novakru 02-03-2010 07:57 AM

Ahem, cough cough
 
Yeah, so, since nobody saw it or PRETENDED not to in another thread...
I got a hot date on Valentines day, and he's Yummy, I mean younger.:cool:

For all you new kids, I was in a seriously fucked up marriage and now I am not and some hottie wants me to be his valentine.
Yeah, I am announcing it cuz I don't have the money to run a TV ad:D

ferretchucker 02-03-2010 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 846809)
Yeah, so, since nobody saw it or PRETENDED not to in another thread...
I got a hot date on Valentines day, and he's Yummy, I mean younger.:cool:

For all you new kids, I was in a seriously fucked up marriage and now I am not and some hottie wants me to be his valentine.
Yeah, I am announcing it cuz I don't have the money to run a TV ad:D

You go girl!


But what are the odds he's into all that "Furry" stuff? Get your squirrel suit ready!

missmacabre 02-03-2010 08:00 AM

Grats! Totally makes sense with you being a hotty with an exciting personality and all.

newb 02-03-2010 08:13 AM

Younger?....meh...you don't want younger...you want an older, more refined gentleman. Somebody with experience who doesn't live at home with his parents. Maybe even grandfatherly......somebody you can have a conversation with....feed him applesauce...maybe change his diaper.....THATS what you want in a man.

This young guys today just want ONE thing.

ferretchucker 02-03-2010 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 846815)
Younger?....meh...you don't want younger...you want an older, more refined gentleman. Somebody with experience who doesn't live at home with his parents. Maybe even grandfatherly......somebody you can have a conversation with....feed him applesauce...maybe change his diaper.....THATS what you want in a man.

This young guys today just want ONE thing.

Just as long as this older man isn't a hairy alcoholic who will love his lager more than his lady. :D

Your move, granddad.

newb 02-03-2010 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 846819)
Just as long as this older man isn't a hairy alcoholic who will love his lager more than his lady. :D

Your move, granddad.

I'm afraid you are mistaken, little squire. I wasn't referring to myself. Although I would be a great catch, everybody knows I'm happily married almost 30 years now.

And for the record.....beer lovers make great mates....anybody who shows that much passion for liquid sustenance will show it 10 fold in a relationship.

it's true....so sayeth newb

Despare 02-03-2010 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 846810)
You go girl!

Really?


REALLY??

Where are the snaps in z formation?



Congrats Nova, here's to a romantic night... and maybe some breakfast in the morning.

novakru 02-03-2010 09:14 AM

Younger?....meh...you don't want younger...you want an older, more refined gentleman. Somebody with experience who doesn't live at home with his parents. Maybe even grandfatherly......somebody you can have a conversation with....feed him applesauce...maybe change his diaper.....THATS what you want in a man. Preferably rich with waning health

This young guys today just want ONE thing. and I am counting on that

Doc Faustus 02-03-2010 09:23 AM

Congrats on the new steaminess. Remember, if he calls out "mommy", take it as a compliment. It is an expression of satisfaction AND a plea for aid. And most likely not to you, because you started the whole mess to begin with and you will probably not extricate him from it, but instead amp up the danger. The fine, sexy danger.

Elvis_Christ 02-03-2010 11:38 AM

Rock on novakru hope it all goes well! I always pictured you as a bit of cougar :)


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