I think I have a problem
 

Putting everything I have to do off today to search the house top to bottom for my Friday the 13th shirt, not going anywhere without it today....anywhere....

a problem made worse by telling other people about it

It's in the kitchen for some reason.

It's called O.C.D. and there's a medication for it....

Or it's called my dog is a friggin magician and can somehow get into closed rooms, drag things out into the yard and shut and latch the door again.

I feel for you, but how can we help?

Lots of ritz and easy cheese.

My teeth are rotting out. Now THAT'S a problem. Although I'd hate to lose my favorite shirt as well.

What F13 shirt was it? I used to have the one with "Made In Hell" on the back and the artwork for The Final Chapter on the front.

It has a picture of a knife through Jason's mask and a pool of blood, says Friday the 13th, its pretty rad.

UPDATE!: Found it on a box of shit I was moving into my new place, I think a ghost took it.