You're all Circus Freaks!
 

But what for? What disgusting, gross or just impressive thing can you do?

A floor shaking burp? Popping your eyes out? Making your belly button look like a mouth and reciting The Gettysburg Address?

Mine isn't overly impressive. I can dislocate both of my thumbs. It makes for fun when shaking someone's hand and pretending they broke them.

But you guys are sure to have some messed up abilities that you just loooovvvveeee to show off at the most inappropriate times. WHAT ARE THEY?

I can make 15 year old British boys disappear. :D

I can juggle, ride a unicycle and make balloon animals... used to be a clown

i cant do anything ..

but my kid can put his hands on the table in front of him and turn them around so they are both pointing directly at him - still flat on the table ... like a big spider.

Seriously? IF so thats pretty awesome.

OK seriously though, you know The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt(tv show) and at the end of the opening theme he does that loud screeching cackle? I can do that. I can also make pig noises with a closed mouth.

I can do that too, I can do it because of this magic trick I learned where it looks like your twisting your hand 360 degrees around you're arm, its a street magic trick. Totally forgot about that.

I can stare at someone til they get uncomfortable.Thats about it.

I used to be able to do some Kung fuie type shit and used to do demos for an Irish club...All my mates are way too good at the SideShow shit so I leave it up to them..

Heres a 2 videos I shot of them (its a teaser ofr a 45min Documentry I made):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKjOZEaqrPM



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4htbcP2fwg

I have a freakishly large field of vision. I read an entire page by glancing at it, can watch a television, look at in the mirror a few feet from my bed and read a book at the same time. Makes it hard for me to make eye contact. I always have to lookg a few inches away from someone to look in their eyes.

I have an extremely large pecker.










ok...that's not true.....I got nothing

what is street magic, psycom?