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Transformers 2
Was one of the worst mind boggling fucking pieces of god awful shit- ass garbage i've seen in the last 20 years.
sorry - i had to day it. |
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meh....I'm in no hurry to see it...I'll wait for the DVD. |
20 minutes of cutey-wootie coochie stuff...
20 minutes of Megan Fox strutting all she's got... And 80 minutes of shit blowing up all over the place at a mind-boggling and headache-inducing rate. Boom, boom, BOOM!...and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! Admit it, you gotta love this movie. :cool: |
here is what i wrote elsewhere :
the more i think of this dog the more i get mad that i saw it. 1) who the hell was this crap aimed at ? the humor was pathetic - at the level of a 5 year old ... but there was too much inappropriate and terribly unclever goings on for a 5 year old. (animals and robots humping) who the hell at this day and age still finds that funny ? or farting robots, or retarted hip-hop robots. or the forced mom and dad humor... look - mom is stoned - hilarious. the dirty little shot of the camera sneaking up behind the girls ass on the motorcycle ... sure she looked hot .. but cant that come across other than via a failed, frustrated, virginal 15 year old's dirty fantasy ? the effects were great ... but these days anyone with a budget and a big computer can pull off seamless CGI ... there has to be more to a movie that shit blowing up - non stop motion, forced stupid humor.... the person who made this film is an asshole - pandering to the lowest common denominator. probably the worst movie i've seen in years. |
Well...on a positive note, where else can you get to see a robot hump a hottie's leg and a robot actually fart?
Maybe the only thing missing was...a robot taking a piss, or a shit? ;) |
Question Urge: Did you like the first movie? Just curious.
Honestly, I wasn't a fan of the first movie. While it didn't necessarily encompass the base, vulgar, and immature humor that you're describing in the second one, I thought that the main plot revolving around a predictable and insipid teenage love story was unnecessary and lame. Honestly, I went to the movie to see giant robots fight. And that's pretty much it. I could care less about our teenage hero (though Megan Fox is a H-O-T-T-I-E) and the story revolving around him was just... boring. And, quite frankly, Transformers should be ANYthing but boring. I don't understand why there can't be a good solid fun action movie in there. Sorry to hear that the second one was that bad, but I'm not that surprised. Based on how I felt about the first movie, I wasn't really about to go run and see the second one anyway. |
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Did they? I have forgotten what the first movie was like. :(
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I agree with Urge. This movie sucked in an epic fashion.
I almost liked the first one. It was stupid, but fun and it had a few moments that made me smile. The sequel is horrible. The story is non-existant, the characters don't do anything, the robots are offensive and homo pet humping is retarted. There is a scene in this film that is a perfect metaphor for Bay's oeuvre. ***SPOILER**** A robot that can turn into a dirty slut co-ed essentially blows up an entire library - flashy trashy crap that hates literature ***end spoiler*** |
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first time i saw it i thought it was kind of fun .. then i saw it again and it was really really boring. it's like a chocolate bar - fine for a quick hit but you couldnt eat 2 in a row .... or more than one in a month. |
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