Saturday...
 

I'm really nervous about this. Saturday, I have a signing and meet and greet at my local Borders. My books are now on the shelf of a large chain store and I will be seated at a table signing them and introducing people to Bizarro fiction, small press horror and myself. I'm pretty sure none of you live anywhere near Naperville, Illinois so I figured this didn't really belong in events and happenings. Just wanted to share my good fortune.

i wish i lived closer so i could come give moral support. i'm sure it will be great. be sure to shamelessly promote it everywhere!!

why nervous ? its usually the fans that are the nervous ones ... you're in control.

Send me a signed copy of the book.
So if you die, it's ok...I can still sell it.

Just chill, go in, drink coffee...and try to convince some people that yknow, you feel strongly about your work or whatever. Congrats.
Ask the girls, for group sex.

Does this mean Murderland Pt. 2 is out?

Take along a good book to read....

That. Is. AWESOME!!! Good luck, Garret!

(and come to Boston! :p)

Good luck Doc. I tend to agree with urgeok.....the fans will be more nervous meeting a "celebrity".

Good to know, Doc. All the best.
I m sure you ll come out trumps. Just be laid back and enjoy yourself.

and keep your hands off those nubile young hot fans who will do ANYTHING to get close to horror genius (or at least be careful)!

Wow! That's pretty awesome, Doc! Good Luck! :)