Just as it says...
 

Greetings,
I am new here. Will you welcome me? Maybe we can talk and get to know each other? I have much to offer a bright looking young soul, like you...

Background: I am a man on a journey. I own a small and growing entertainment company that builds events in upstate New York. I am human. If you prick me, I will bleed. Yet, I am also endowed with gifts from a source I know not its true origin.

I like horror, and self publish (in 2004) a horror anthology. I also have a Yahoo egroup that welcomes novice writers and artists in the horror genre a place to cast their bones, without fear of having them broken. It is a hard world. We eat our dead, ingnore the living, and condone the slaughter of innocents while REAL monsters walk the earth. I know. I dare those monsters all_the_time.

Think me not strange... for I am kin to thee.

Former actor? You pique my curiosity, sir.
At any rate, thank you for the welcome.

Ahh...
 

I suspect you've created a tad better thing(s) since then. Fame & fortune can be fleeting, as they say, when a person pays too much attention to the wrong aspects of life.

Welcome.

Welcome, kind sir.