Fatty Tax and other reasons why I should be the president of the world
 

I'm revisiting my idea for a fatty tax, that is a tax imposed on people who are overweight.

pros

Fat people will want to lose weight
They will spend more time in the gym and less time walking slowly in front of you
More money for education, health, blah blah blah
The world will be nicer to look at
People will eat less, which will help the environment
When they die, it will take less energy to dispose of their body
Less custom coffins which cost families a fortune
Less people calling cabs to bring them McDonalds
Less pollution in general, and when they are buried their body will pollute the earth less.
People won't perspire so easily after walking short distances

cons

fat people whining about unfair tax


cry about it, tax isn't fair. rich people are taxed more than poor people so why can't fat people be taxed more than regular people?

Vote for me, World President 2014

What about all those BBW fans...for the love God thing of them?

How about Dwarf tax relief? I'd be all up for that. Those little fuckers take up less room and less resources that us gig folk - they should be rewarded for it. It the same way a fat person should be made pay for 2 airline seats then 2 midgets should be allowed share one if they want..

Its gotta work both ways especially since all those midget actors have been put out of work since they have been replaced with CGI..

Urge, Newb...get in line.

We pay the tax, we spank the World President 2014 and then we have a beer party.

I agree.

also all the airlines would be controlled by me, prices would be much lower.

LOL you and urge aren't fat enough to be taxed. I've never seen newb, he does have a reputation for drinking a lot of beer though hmmm . :p

i dont need to be taxed - i just need to exercise more.


mandate the everyone - by law - has to exercise 1 hour a day and gyms are free - run by the government.


people who smoke cigarettes should pay 20$ worth of tax per deck of smokes to go towards picking up all the litter they create and to put out the fires they start.

(not even going to bother mentioning the health reasons)


also - baby tax .... people should have to pay to have babies.
if you cant afford them, you cant get them.

why is it so difficult to buy a car for some people yet you can have the most expensive thing in the world for free. the one thing that demands you're responsible above all others.

But, would I need to pay a tax to blaze a fatty?
...hm, that would've been more relevant before I quit smoking...

Fat people shouldn't be allowed to fly on a plane if they need help getting through the airport metal scanner doorway thing.

And dwarves should be able to go halfsies on everything.

Hm, you're about a half sized dude...man, are you sayin' you wanna fuck a midget right now?
Ha, don't mean to be an arse to ya man, but yknow you are just a tad on the short side...that one was wide open...:rolleyes:










































Just like that midget you wanna stick it in :D
Take it easy man.

Silly MD, if you're going to do that let's tax people for being too skinny, goths, people who don't use deodorant, scene kids, emos, anybody with a mullet, Jonas Brothers fans, etc...