real life vampires
 

ok come out with it. i know you all are out there. i want to know who you are so i can ask you, whats the deal?

in actuality, i am probably the ONLY person here that can qualify to be a vampire. i have poly morphus, meaning i burn easily. the last time i burnt i burnt my face black in many places, the skin peeled in different layers, like the moon. where my chest was exposed and my arms were red and rashed.

also, i go out for 30 minute car ride and my cheeks burn.

so i wear sunscreen everyday. although that gets to be a pain so ive turned to completely avoiding the sun. i try to get out a little bit, at least an hour everyday when i do chores outside (take care of the fish) so that i can get my daily dose of vitamin d.

anyway, since i been wearing sunscreen i pulled a michael jackson. but i think i lok better lighter, anyway. makes my lips look better and my hair stand out more

oh. any witches, warlocks, werewolves, ogres, cyclops, magic men, leprechauns.. you can come out of the closet too.

I'm an ogre... or a giant.. or maybe a troll? Well, something that's big and ugly anyway.

I dont know what I am... Hmmmm... My friends told me when I was in college that I have a knack in guessing or feeling what the questions will be on the test so every term they pester me with "what do you think hes gonna ask?" questions.......

i'm a long haired vampire slut

Look, there is only one kind of real vampire. That vampire is a psychic vampire. Any other is just for show, really.

Oh, I know FLUFFHO about nthe many people who are under your influence, because of your powers. Yeah, I think that is stupid, but what do I KNOW?

hmmm

you completely missed the point.

....excellent

Me, I'm a tick demon.

I get under everyones skin eventually and piss them off!!!

RFlagg.

No, you get under the stupid trailer park trash's skin. NOT the skin of people that are your better, such as myself.:)

Hmmm. A little bit of classism crept in there Joeltrae. I thought that kind of thing didn't exist anymore!

And as for you being my better. Probably true, but it strikes me as odd that you have to point out the fact.

Don't worry though. Everyone feels insecure at times!

Have a nice day now :rolleyes: