How Are You Going To Die?
 

Have you ever thought about how you're going to die? Of course you have...we all have...Sometimes we base our assumptions on our lifestyles, family medical history, or just a "feeling"...I honestly believe that I will die from an aneurysm or a stroke, something to do with the brain...

I know I won't die from a heart attack, A plane crash, AIDS, an overdose or any form of suicide or murder...and I'm nearly positive that it won't be a car wreck...

So...What about you guys?...It's going to happen...Have you any idea HOW?

Considering I'm 89, I'm hoping to get one last giant stiffie, which is going to suck all the blood and energy out of me. I have a whole bottle of viagra waiting in the cabinent.

i want it to be something like final destination but unpainful i have a premonition save a bunch of friends so whenever i die all my friends will go with me... but im hoping on being last to go

maybe something like my last friend is hit by a car then the car crashes a chunk of metal comes and takes me out real quick so i dont feel it

Shit man, remind me not to be your friend.

I'll stay alive, thank you.

Im hopin that I die in my sleep ya know, peaceful. I dont want my family to think that I suffered.

i just dont wanna go up there alone ill fly the wrong way and end up in japan

and dont worry ill take people my age not someone 77 years older than me

I'm going to be murdered by an obsessed stalker.

it will be tonight haunted just look out ur window if im not there im already behind u holding my machete

LOL...I'll protect you Haunted...I'll devour his soul...Look out Massacre Man (nevermind, you'd never see it coming anyway)...:)