Steven segal..... pretty funny
 

go here:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal...steven_seagal/

It's an article about steven segal getting strongarmed by some mafia guys.

it's funny/sad how cool he tried to make everyone think he was. i dont think he is psychotic, just one of those losers that can't stop lying. He's like that fat kid in high school who has a "girlfreind" either online or in canada, and she is "real hot" and a "model" who cant get enough sex from him, and wouldnt cheat, but you'll never meet her because she is afraid of america or some other bullshit.

he's also like the guy who talks big and then pisses himself when someone calls him on it.