Shatner as Mr. Voorhees
 

Okay, picture this for a moment. Instead of Pamela Voorhees played by Betsy Palmer, imagine putting a similar sweater on Shatner and putting a drink in his hand, a snifter of Romulan ale or somesuch serious liquor...and he does this modified speech about "Jason" and says,

"Now, Jason (drinking)...Jason, he...wasn't a very good swimmer..." (raises eyebrows in contemplation) "Jason...oh, that guy. I don't like to think about him. I'm...not even sure he was really my son, you know what I mean?" (takes another drink and swirls the Romulan ale around in the glass, gazing into it) "Jason, he was unsupervised...that lake...was out there just swallowing him up. And you counselors, you just TOTALLY...DROPPED...THE BALL!" (pulls out communicator; it chirps) "Enterprise...I want a team down here on the double, phasers set on...kill!! Do you hear me?"

Scotty's voice: "I canna send a team right away...the transportarr's all tangled up with blood and guts, Captain, have ya found yarr misshapen maniac son yet?"

:D

... and when Jason is unmasked he ends up being Adam West!

or eddie munster

and all his victims are the second-tier bimbos from Baywatch

(I think we have the makings of a USA network series!!)

ahu hu hu, set Jason lose on the enterprise.... This should have been how they did Jason X.

Or a SciFi movie!

Best Shatner moment ever! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o

don't tell usher or he'll be hawking this to teh SciFi channel - he'll probably get Billy Friedkin to direct

Best. Imagine. Ever.





Fucking love Shatner. I will never meet him. :( My bf is too jealous.