Stupid questions
 

They say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but that is a load of crap. There are plenty.

Here is one that bugs me... And it happens all the time:

"What do you do?"
"I am a programmer."
"A computer programmer?"


....



What other kind is there?

Share the stupid questions you get asked.

Does it hurt to have a baby?
Fuck no,its like a walk on the beach:D

that one


:D

"Don't you trip over that when you walk?"

"Do you want a beer?"

I think its funny when people actually see someone puking and ask if they are sick...wtf??

After taking a baseball to the cheek at 90mph from a pitching machine i was asked "Dude, did that hurt?"

I got my tats recolored the other day,the tat guy asked me,after he was finished,are you sure thats what you want?Its a little late to ask that don't ya think....


Someone just walked into my office,i was holding the phone to my ear and speaking into it..."Oh,are you on the phone?":D

More often than not people would come over and the first question will be "You live here?" I mean, c'mon DOH!!!:rolleyes:

"why do birds suddenly appear ...?"

A friend asked me if she could borrow a tampon...i was like,you can have one but i do not want it back.That was the best one i have heard all day!