Screw the Oscars, the Razzies are up
 

WORST PICTURE

CAT-IN-THE HAT (Universal/Dreamworks/Imagine)
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (Columbia)
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (20th Century-Fox)
GIGLI (Columbia/Revolution)
THE REAL CANCUN (New Line)

WORST ACTOR

Ben Affleck / DAREDEVIL, GIGLI and PAYCHECK
Cuba Gooding, Jr. / BOAT TRIP, FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS and RADIO
Justin Guarini / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher / CHEAPER by the DOZEN, JUST MARRIED and MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
Mike Myers / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST ACTRESS

Drew Barrymore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE and DUPLEX
Cameron Diaz / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Angelina Jolie / BEYOND BORDERS
and LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE of LIFE
Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Anthony Anderson / KANGAROO JACK
Alec Baldwin / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Al Pacino / GIGLI
Sylvester Stallone (Whose 5 Roles Could Fill This ENTIRE Category!) SPY KIDS 3-D: GAME OVER
Christopher Walken / GIGLI and KANGAROO JACK

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Lanie Kazan / GIGLI
Demi Moore / CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Kelly Preston / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
Brittany Murphy / JUST MARRIED
Tara Reid / MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez / GIGLI
Eric Christian Olsen & Derek Richardson / DUMB AND DUMBERER
Justin Guarini & Kelly Clarkson / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Ashton Kutcher & EITHER Brittany Murphy (JUST MARRIED)
or Tara Reid (MY BOSS's DAUGHTER)
Mike Myers & EITHER Thing One OR Thing Two / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST EXCUSE for an ACTUAL MOVIE (All Concept/No Content!) (New Category)

2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGLES: FULL THROTTLE
THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
THE REAL CANCUN

WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL

2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
DUMB & DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (Remake of WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘60 and WHERE THE BOYS ARE ‘84)
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

WORST DIRECTOR

Martin Brest / GIGLI
Robert Iscove / FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Mort Nathan / BOAT TRIP
The Wachowski Brothers / Both MATRIX Sequels
Bo Welch / THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT

WORST SCREENPLAY

THE CAT-IN-THE-HAT, Screenplay by Alec Berg, David Mandel and Jeff Schaffer
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE, Screenplay by John August and
Cormac & Marianne Wibberley, “Story” by August
DUMB AND DUMBERER, Screenplay by Robert Brener and Troy Miller, “Story” by Brener
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, Written by Kim Fuller
GIGLI, Written by Martin Brest

NOMINATIONS PER PICTURE:

GIGLI – 9
CAT-IN-THE-HAT – 8
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY – 8
CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE - 7
BOAT TRIP, DUMB & DUMBERER, JUST MARRIED, MY BOSS’S DAUGHTER
and THE REAL CANCUN – - 2 Each

Dude, I LIKED Daredevil. I'm a HUGE Frank Miller fan and was a bit scared initially, but I think Ben was all right.

I'm sure Cat in the Hat was horrible, even though I would never watch that crap in a billion years, so I hope it takes home a bunch.

Gigli was really bad, but at least it did harken back to the days of witty, dialogue-driven crime movies. It failed miserably, of course, but at least it wasn't trying to be a Wachowski movie like everything else that came out this year.

And sepeaking of the Wachowsis...damn, do those guys suck. I wanna whup their butts for single-handedly destroying action movies. Man, I HATE CGIs!!!!! And what's with all the kung fu now? NOthing puts me to sleep faster than a kung fu fight. This is America; bring back the fisticuffs, damn it!

And where was a nomination for Basic? That was pitiful. And Underworld---pitiful, a rip-off, and laughable. Even Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight leather couldn't save that one, and I'm a sucker for tough chicks with guns.

Wow, I kinda liked Basic.

I too am a big Frank Miller fan, but I didn't like Daredevil nor the Robocop sequels in which he worked on.

And Gigli was horrible.

Frank's Robo sequels were horrible.

I'm not taking up for Gigli (it was truly bad), I'm just saying that at least it was trying to look like an indie crime movie instead of The Matirx (which is a crime today in Hollywood--you must blow shit up).

Yeah, I smelled what you were cooking. I just had to throw that comment in there.

When's Frank going to do a Sin City movie? Now that would be something.

I would so LOVE to see a Sin City movie. And it has to be from the first mini-series, with big Marv shooting and hitting everything in sight. Marv is my favorite big dumb bastard of all time.

wut about trophies give one to everyone but the one with most votes?

That's my favorite series as well. I wanted that figure (Marv in the chair) from a few years back but could never find it. Who would play Marv? Knowing Hollywood they'd probably get Michael Clark Duncan (sorry, had to throw a jab at Daredevil).

That Marv figurine was cool. I also saw one in Wizard a long time ago of him holding the Mike Hammer .45s across his chest. Very neat.

It would be hard casting. You probably couldn't make him as big and ugly as he was in the comic, so I don't know. I think a younger Bruce could've pulled it off (as in Last Boy Scout).

I had a friend who told me the new Wizard said Ash might be in the new FvJ. Have you heard anything about this?

How about Michael Chiklis from The Shield? He looks like a more brutish Willis anyway. Or we could go with Perlman again.

That Ash rumor keeps growing and growing, but I so don't want it to be true. Like I've said before, I don't believe anything until I read it at Bruce-Campbell.com.