You are standing in a darkened room...
 

You are standing in a darkened room, your back to a window, a fire escape outside. The door you had secured as best you could with such little time and forewarning gives way under the force of the undead outside it pressing ever forward, banging, clawing, biting their way forward. Ever forward.

You look left, a hand gun with two clips both full sits on the coffee table. On your right an axe, clearly belonging to a fireman who either lived here or who also too kup refuge here for a time before you did to escape the zombie horde.

It is clear the zombies will get you unless you do something, too many to shoot, too many to hack apart. You do not even have time to gather both weapons.

Which do you grab before making your way out to the fire escape, and why?

I d grab a pack of peppermints from the corner table.

You know, kill em all with my bad breath first...then pop some in so that I dont die of it myself.

Try colgate ;)

How do you know the ax didn't belong to a lumberjack?

Didnt work. They refunded my money back, too.

Do you eat shit?

How did you know?! :eek:

I didnt know I was just asking so that means you eat shit.

No, no...such a question cannot come so randomly.

You KNEW it!! Someone's letting my secrets out!! :eek:


(looking around for hidden cameras in room)

So you eat it in your room.