Would You Rather 2.0
 

The old thread disappeared into the void, so here's the new one :D

Simply, person one posts a "Would you rather..." and the next person chooses which they would rather do.

You can't tak the easy way out and say "Oh i'd rather just die" or "Ew neither!" You have to choose one of the options, no matter how gross or awkward.



Would you rather eat a tub full of mayonnaise or a tub full of sour cream?

Sour cream


Would you rather listen to Hannah Montana or Celine Dion? :D

Celine Dion... But still ouch.


Would you rather kill an innocent child with your bare hands or kill and eat a convicted child molestor and killer?

Kill and eat.


Would you rather watch House of the dead non-stop forever and ever or Would you rather have your eyes ripped out?

House of the dead. I can't live without vision.


Would you rather cut off your own arm or cut off your best friend/lover's arm.

I'll lop my own shit off. This is like an unwilling version of "this or that" I see. :p

Ok would you enjoy masturbating with sandpaper or engaging in homosexual sex?

I guess I'd have to say the homosexual thing.I can't bare the idea of my package being injured.



Would you rather walk a mile on hot coals or get a hundred papercuts?

I'd rather walk on hot coals, with my feet covered in vaseline and some shoes covered in flame retardent gel.

Would you rather die in a fire or drown ?

Drown.


Would you rather jump into an alligator pool with chicken pieces strapped to your body or jump into a shark tank bleeding?

Shark tank. That'd be a cooler way to die if I had no choice.


Would you rather be married to ThomasGeorge or Omcdave?