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Doc Faustus 05-09-2008 09:29 AM

Dolphinbear
 
Last night I had this dream that I was combining a bear with a dolphin through godless genetic experiments. I woke up before I got to see the results. I assumed it would surely be a shaggy land dolphin that devoured campers, but my girlfriend pointed out it could have been some sort of adorable aquabear. Which do you think is better and why? What other possibilities exist? I posted this on the bizarro writer's forum, but I need more input than that. This question is eating me up. Like a dolphin bear surely would.

urgeok2 05-09-2008 09:33 AM

which part is dolphin, which part is bear ?

bear head - dolphin body - something feirce - and wet.

dolphin head - bear body ... intelligent - but soggy.

Doc Faustus 05-09-2008 10:54 AM

I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.

Despare 05-09-2008 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 694907)
I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.

I prefer land animals, although either way, it would feast on many fish...

Abominus 05-09-2008 11:04 AM

Aquabear. Basically dolphin shaped with fine fun and a stubby bear face. Adorable and smart enough to kill us all.

Zero 05-09-2008 11:07 AM

i got nothing - this is weirdness on a stick, covered in goofy sauce

Rayne 05-09-2008 11:26 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...olphinbear.jpg

Zero 05-09-2008 11:29 AM

oh - its a big platypus with attitude

Rayne 05-09-2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Zero (Post 694935)
oh - its a big platypus with attitude

I think it's kinda difficult for a dolphin to look intimidating...Sorta looks like he's dancing :)

urgeok2 05-09-2008 11:44 AM

i enlarged that picture and carefully studied it, pixel by pixel and i'm convinced ......

THE DOLPHIN BEAR PICTURE RAYNE POSTED IS A FAKE !!!


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