would you like to kill me
 

if you where going to kill me how would you do it?

well i have nothing against you and i am a peaceful guy so i wouldnt kill anybody

but if i were to hypothetically kill you in my imagination, i would get four blenders, two power drills and an electric extension panel (those things where u can plug a lot of appliances in using only one powerpoint). i would tie u up, put each hand and foot in a blender, and tie the blender to ur hands and feet with rope. i would stab a power drill in each of ur kidneys. then i would plug each appliance into the power switch using the panel . i would count backwards from 10 and flip the powerswitch ON, and leave it on.

how the fuck did you come up with that one. btw thanx for not realy wanting to kill me. i wouldnt kill you either.

well ppl always tell me i have a weird imagination, maybe theyre right.
and thanx for not wanting to kill me, lol.

no proplem

I would have butt sex with you. I'd pound you so hard your lungs would collapse.

Err...I mean...uh...

:eek:

LMAO

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Like this:

I would start off by covering you in leaches to suck you dry to the point of passing out. Then I would reinject you with syphillis infested blood, mixed with a few sprinkles of Comet cleaner to really make you burn.

After that, I would cut off your eyelids and rape your mother in front of you, smearing our juices all over your face. Then I would slit her throat and cut her tits off and make a hat out of them for you.

Then I would pierce your scrotum with a rusty fish hook and hang 5 pound weights from it.

At that point, you'd be in a lot of pain and on the verge of dying from shock, so I'm afraid I'd have to inject you with adrenaline to keep your heart going and to keep you awake.

I would then mash your toes, one by one, with a hammer.

At that point I would be pretty bored, so I'd just cover you with honey and let some african fire ants eat you alive. It's a long process, so I'd set up a video recorder to capture the rest of it.

After everything was done, I'd come back and masturbate on your dead body.

Hmm... ok, so did I gross everyone out?

No, but I wub joo.:p