Cattle prod...
 

was considering getting a compact electrical cattle prod for some fun drunken nights of pain.
Anyone tried one?
Exactly how bad are we talking about?
If a person gets zapped in the balls, are we talking permanent damage?
How about on a closed eye?

...also, is there any way to, say, augment one that would make it stronger?

That'll be all for now.
Much obliged.

Having grown up in west Kansas I've done some stupid shit on ranches & farms and let me tell you it hurts like hell and leaves a little burnt black spot. This is JACKASS territory here.

Now this was 20+ years ago, so I don't know if technology has changed or the prods have been made more humane, but my cousin shocked me on the ass and it hurt. My muscles spazzed out, I fell and hit my head on the fence and it burnt my jeans.

Do it to someone's eye and they'll be fucked up. Do it to someone's balls and I don't know there'd be permanent damage but the person might KILL you for shocking their sack like that.

May as well just get a stun gun

Sounds like fun:)





*note to self: never go drinking with Cheeba*

cattle prods are a little much... post videos though

Would if I could get someone to say, post one over...can't get 'em here unfortunately.

Not really, theyre actually a bit safer than some of the stuff we do when we get stupid.

...I'm sure it'll only be temporary.

I know you can get them around here with seeting for low medium and high.I've never been stuck with a cattle prod but I've felt the wraith of a stun gun a few times and it wasn't fun.

It's like you're endorsing the product to me...

Just pour liquid nitrogen into the beer and watch the fun begin!

tear gas. try that stuff.
makes you feel like you're going to die.

I've never actually felt a cattle prod so I can't tell, but I would just assume that it would be hard because I remember someone talking about bashing a cow in the head with a bat and the thing still not moving.