Anybody know any good party tricks?
 

Anybody got any good ones?

I only know one so far: I can tear a phone book in half down the front. It impresses people, but it's actually not as hard as it sounds once you learn the technique.

So give me some more ideas.

Try bending a cigarette in half without breaking it.

how do you do that?

my only party trick is pound a beer and crush the can with my forehead thats about it

Wet the tip of the cigarette a little bit just before you light it. Whe you draw the smoke through it you also get the moisture which causes the paper to bend instead of break.

A couple simple magic tricks, I can make odd noises with my tongue, tie a knot in a cherry stem with it... usual bar-room fare. Oh, and I can make shots of vodka dissapear rather quickly. ;)

oh yeah I forgot I can also unwrap a starburst in my mouth

That surely can't bend it, I have drawn on unlit smokes dipped in differnt things and they dont bend... but if you light them they explode....

Guess what they were dipped in????

If you want to be the life of the party, Joe Camel is the way to go.

You will need a cigarette, a penis, a polaroid camera (optional) and a pair of sunglasses (works best if they aren't yours.)

When the time is right, find a quiet corner or bathroom to prep yourself where no one can see what you're doing.

Put the sunglasses on top of the penis. Place cigarette so it stays between the shaft and balls of the penis. Re-enter the party & begin introducing everyone to your new friend, Joe Camel.

(In many cases, the person who owns the glasses won't want them back so as a bonus, this prank also scores you a free pair of shades about half the time.)