This One Time At Band Camp.....
 

this statement takes on a whole new meaning for me, cause i live it every summer. however, it's not a raunchy as the movies portray it as. on the other hand, our band is quite vulgar. anyway.....

finish the statement. come up with something sick, nasty, funny, whatever.

EXAMPLE: this one time a band camp i .....blah, blah. (get the point?)

This one time at band camp i artificially insinimated a rat with a piece of crap.(Think about it)