Need help...
 

My mom has always been a horror fan, but not as much as the rest of us. I'm always trying to bring her something from blockbuster that she'll enjoy, and I think i've run out of movies she likes. I need a lot of suggestions, because she hates the stuff I get now.

Things she will HATE and not watch are movies with:

-Language (Some is ok, shit,damn, hell, bitch, etc is fine)If there are more than 5 f bombs it's too many, and G-dammits-Less than 10?))

-Sex (Try to keep sex completely out, if there's boobs or an ass she'll flip...)If it's under covers or just implied or something, like FT13th 3 for example, it's ok)

- Torture- forget about it... Now saw, hostel, nothing.

-Hardcore violence- Even if its a slasher or something, it can't be too hardcore. Hardcore as in, overly VIOLENT. Killing is fine, but stuff like wolf creek, with flinger slashing and just outright brutality is too much.

- Nothing that possibly comes within 456023650miles of belittling religion, like Frailty, that'd piss her off.

-No comedies{yeah I know it's sad, she hates horror comedies and stuff like evil dead 2 and nonsensical things} *Humorous is fine, but not outright hilarious


Stuff she loves:

-Monsters that are decently creepy -<alien, pumpkinhead, etc, she loves that>

-Slashers of almost anykind, just not bruttaaallll.

-Vampires! She loves them, yes she's seen salem's lot.

-Ghost style films are her favorite, always. She loves The Others and The Changeling, things like that. Hell, she loved White Noise over Psycho! Anything ghostly with lots of suspense and atmosphere, etc.


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Examples of movies that she likes a lot:

SILENT HILL
FRIDAY THE 13TH
THE OTHERS
THE CHANGELING
SKELETON KEY
ALIEN
SECRET WINDOW

Stuff like that.


HELP!

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Event horizon has tons of language doesn't it?

Has she seen The Descent? I don't remember it having alot of language, and it didnt have any sex. It wasn't too graphic either. If your mom liked stuff like Aliens and Pumkinhead, I would think she would dig this film.

There's a good ton or so of language in that one. I need to just get her a guardian thing that bleeps it out...

After very carefully reading your post, I would like to suggest:

Horror of Dracula
Bride of Frankenstein

What violence you see is very NON-graphic; no swearing; and no sex.

Oh I don't hate you.

"There are bigger things than you and me..."

^Anyone recognize that quote?

Yea....then you guys can watch anything. I can see you and your mom watching something like The Departed....

"you sorry BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP no good BLEEP. BLEEP you to you BLEEP BLEEP....."

Oh I would never watch something bleeped like that. It doesn't bother me or anything, my mom just can't stand it.

Reminds me of the time some years back....I bought a Metallica CD from Wal Mart. I unwrapped in the parking lot, put in my CD player in my truck, and heard BLEEP, BOING, and other random noises in place of curse words. It was CRAZY! I went right back inside and told them they had to take that shit back.