Near Death Experiance '07
 

what near death experiance's have you had,




1. once when i was eight i jumped into ten foot deep water at a pool without knowing how to swim, nearly drowned. ended up being saved

2. around the age of ten i was in the back seat of a station wagon on the freewaywhen the door flies open and im holding on to the handle flying like the american flag trying hard not to let die, i think my mom pushed me out

I was in the jacuzi when my plasma fell off the wall bracket and landed sideways in the water.... my hair still to this day sticks up on end when ever I look at a bottle of bubble bath.

I was born dead, I think that's pretty damn close.

And when I was somewhere around ten I almost hanged myself from a tree. Funny how the rope meant to keep me from falling to my death ended up slipping up around my neck.

jacuzi, plasma, bubble bath? man your living the life.
im lucky if i have hot water, a black and white t.v., and a free sample of avon soap bars

If you had a gun pulled on you, and they didn't shoot, does that count? Cause it sure felt like my life was flashing before my eyes when that happened.:confused:

when i was six i ran the bath but forgot to put on the cold tap. I lost quite a lotof skin because i couldnt get out and in the end after my dad rushed me out i had been in there for around thiry seconds.

Also, i was at a swimming pool at the top of a building when i thought it carried on. I was running to jump into what i thought was a pool (turned out to be the edge.) Luckily, i tripped and instead of jumping over the bar to my death i was swung very quickly onto a large windowledge. Apparently my mum fainted.

depends on what kind of gun it was

i had a water pistol aimed at me...

i hope you sued that freeway for every penny it's worth

so how long do the doctors figure it will be until you fully relearn how to read, write, and talk? ;)

atleast you got some $$$ out of it, unless there's serious permanent damage.


ferretchucker: how could he have sued the freeway for a car accident?