The Joke Thread
 

Post some jokes kids....

GOD wanted Jesus to be born in Australia, but he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin :)

What does an Aussie use for contraception?

His personality!

That might get Cheeba out of lurking haha

How does master find a sheep in tall grass?























































Very satisfying.

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turn to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fuck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".

HAHAHHAHAH

I wrote a sequel to Schindler's List...

Titled "Schindler's List 2 - Lets get this party started ! "