Sheep sex immigrant caged
 

By ALASTAIR TAYLOR
November 03, 2006

AN asylum seeker had sex with a ewe as its “male partner” looked on, a court heard.

Factory worker Hidyat Amin — who came to Britain from Iraq — romped with the sheep in a farm shed.

The 30-year-old Kurd was trapped by DNA evidence after his underpants and socks were found at the scene.

Shocked farmer Frank Davidson said: “The ewe was not very well and not very happy.” He told cops he feared “something funny” was going on involving his sheep and Shetland ponies.

A man had been seen acting suspiciously under a full moon and was spotted several times previously lurking in the farmyard.

On one occasion he casually smoked a cigarette before driving off, Hull Crown Court heard.

The sheep and a ram had been isolated as part of treatment for foot rot, at Mr Davidson’s farm in Preston, East Yorks.

He said he had found pants and socks nearby on THREE occasions as well as bread crumbs — apparently used to entice the animals.

Amin was found guilty by a jury of having sex with an animal. Prosecutor Caroline Wigin said DNA swabs suggested a billion to one chance it was not him.

Holy.



Shit.




Maybe he likes sheepish behavior? (kill me for i have punned)


I guess that answers if he smokes after sex....

Every time I read that, that scene from austin powers2 comes to mind
"Do you ever smoke after sex?" "'Dunno baby, I've never checked"

i wonder if it was really the ewe that complained ?
maybe the ram was getting jealous because the
iraqi love machine was doing a better job at pleasuring
the mrs.


i love ewe baby, i really do !

Will they kill us all with Weapons of Mass Destruction?

No.


Will they kill us all by giving our livestock STDs?

Apparently yes.

"ew.. Mommy, this lamb tastes like Syphillis"
"Mine tastes like herpes!"

oh jeez
 

i heard about turning ur partner on but jeez that is just gross.

mine tastes like hummus !

HAHA!


That was good....