Selling most of my horror movies
 

I'm selling a lot of horror movies on ebay. you can see the auction here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1

-brian

Fuck off

you type like a bitch

hAHA...Yeah...he does.

But...I second the fuck off, and throw in a "you cocksucking maggot".

On one of your other auctions it says but on the horror auction, it says shipping is $25 in the US.

Which is it? If it's 6.50, I'd be very likely to throw a bid or two at it.

In any event, nice write up. I'm a fairly avid ebayer and I always appreicate when someone gives a thurough description.

I'm moving, and I'm thinning my collection (movies and music) to make it easier to do so...both because of space and money. I'm only selling the ones that I either don't need anymore or could do without seeing for a couple years. I'm keeping the ones that I can't do without, of course.

...and it would take a very large maggot to handle a cock.

The shipping will most likely be around $25 for this one, due to the size. If the bidding goes really high, though, a deal could definitely be worked out.

I couldn't change the text in the older auctions to keep it from needing clarification.

Die.

Hahaha. I don't look at something like this as spam as much as someone that stops by to whore their website. This guy is just selling some horror movies so he went to where people might be interested in something like that and let them know.

I'd call it more of a business prospecting tactic than spamming. (Unless of course, he owns eBay. In which case this is shameless spam from a newbie trying to redirect traffic to his site.)

Say, was this originally more offensive?

Your charm is exceeded only by your inherent seething rage.