Favorite Horror movie lines (Funny)
 

1. "The hell you doing in my house"-Grandpa Tcm (Remake)


2. "Freddy vs. Jason! Place your bets!"-Idiot Teenager Freddyvs.Jason

1. Dead Alive

"Your mother ate my dog
- Not all of it"

2. Evil Dead (2??)

"I'm gonna swallow your soul
-Swallow this!"

3. Dog Soldiers

"sausages!!!"

I'll try to get close here. I may not be completely accurate, but here is goes...

1. "What is with that outfit? Seriously, look at those colors? Who wears those colors? Is that like a Christmas Sweater?"- Freddy vs. Jason

2. " I can smell your brains. The smell so sweet and spicy."- Return of the Living Dead

3. "Screw your pass."- Nightmare on Elm Street

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."- Martin Brody from Jaws.

I thought it was funny.

"Get that bitch!" - Chop Top from TCM 2.

Bill Mosely's delivery of the line is what makes the line so nice.

"There coming to get you Bahbara"
NOTLD

"Yo Kruger...Pussaaaay"
From Dream Warriors

"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH !"

....... Horror movie ? I was thinking "Horrible" movie. sorry.

The Lost Boys - grampas line about all the damn vampires

The Thing - whatever Russell said to the creature (fuck you ?)
it was the 1st time i saw a movie where the hero swore at the monster

"DAMMIT!"

- Ash, Evil Dead 2, right after that chick misses his head with an ax by about an inch. He's so calm, and then WHAM!

Look at this cold bitch, 20 years ago man just 20, all i had to do was curl my lip at her & she'd be eating out of my asshole!

The King
Bubba Hotep