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Post Your Poem! right here

I'll start with a poem about the Brainiac...

brainy brainiac is here for a snack
vampire attack, dont fight back,
he will eat your brain
and all the knowledge it contains
cross between zombie and vampire bat
what do you say to that!
has a forked tongue, seven feet tall
big hairy head, but that's not all!
looks like a person but transforms in the moon...
what an ugly horrible goon

Fleas

Adam
Had'em

. . .thank you very much

Nice.

Short and sweet.

HDC IS A FUN PLACE TO BE
A VIRTUAL MELTING POT
OF PERSONALITY

WE GOT A MONKEY WHO DISAPPEARS
FOR WEEKS AT A TIME
A MOD NAMED BLOODRAYNE
TO KEEP YOU IN LINE

SLASHERMAN AND MR.SIDISTRO
THEY DON'T LIKE THE SPAMMER
WE HAVE A FEW OLDER FOLK
LIKE DRACDALLAS,NEWB & HAMMER

A CANADIAN WHO STAYS SOUTH
TO AVOID ALL THE BULLSHIT
WE NEVER SEE HIM IN GENERAL
MAYBE HE'LL GET THE URGE TO VISIT

TROUBLEMAKERS TAKE HEED
WITH HIS SWORD HE WILL SLASH
ZWOTI WILL BAN YOUR ASS
RIGHT AFTER BANGERS & MASH

FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
A CULINARY MASTER IS HE
OOPS, THERE GOES HIS TEMPER
SOON TO BE CHEEBA VERSION 3

HAUNTEDS A WITCH
BUT PUT YOUR FEARS TO REST
SHE'S MORE LIKE GLINDA
THAN THE ONE FROM THE WEST

FILMMAKER2 LIKES
HIS MOVIES CHEEZY
WITH A SIDE OF POO NUTS
BUT NOTHING TOO SLEAZY

PR3SSUR3 LIKES TO BUST BALLS
BUT OF FILM HE HAS MUCH KNOWLEDGE
HIM, URGEOK, AND ZWOTI
MUST HAVE GONE TO FILM COLLEGE

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Originally posted by Marley's Ghost
HDC IS A FUN PLACE TO BE
A VIRTUAL MELTING POT
OF PERSONALITY

Haha...And what about Newb, huh?...He's a "virtual melting pot of personalitIES" :D :p

Quote:

Originally posted by Marley's Ghost
HAUNTEDS A WITCH
BUT PUT YOUR FEARS TO REST
SHE'S MORE LIKE GLINDA
THAN THE ONE FROM THE WEST

You never read "Wicked", did you??!! ;)

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Haha...And what about Newb, huh?...He's a "virtual melting pot of personalitIES" :D :p

Just what are you implying ......sure, this Marley dude is pretty good......i'll give him or her that....but I assure you....he is NO newb.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

A is for Ancient mummies and curses
B is for Beguiling necronomicon verses

C is for Cat... black cat, of course
D is for Demon on a nightmare horse

E is for Exorcist, gave us all a good scare
F is for Fangs, pricking a throat unaware

G is for Godzilla, stomping cities in a rage
H is for Horror, on screen and on page

I is for Insanity, the kind Cthulhu brings
J is these are Just a few of my favorite things

K is for Klowns from outer space
L is for Loathsome creatures that make your heart race

M is for Monsters and fiends of all kinds
N is for Nicole and all her weird rhymes

O is for Oh, this ship's very old
P is for Pirate ghosts still guarding their gold.

Q is for Queen crying 'off with her head!'
R is for Re-Animator, anyone want a little head?

S is for Slithering sea monsters and leeches
T is for Terror, in the 1950's on beaches

U is for Universe and it's far, dark reaches
V is for Vampires and unholy screeches

W is for Werewolf, sprouting some hair
X is for X-Files, the truth is out there!

Y is for Yeti, can't be seen in a zoo
Z is for Zombi - We are going to eat you!

Quote:

Originally posted by Marley's Ghost

SLASHERMAN AND MR.SIDISTRO
THEY DON'T LIKE THE SPAMMER
WE HAVE A FEW OLDER FOLK
LIKE DRACDALLAS,NEWB & HAMMER

:cool: