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The Cold, AKA The Game
As anyone following the Last Seen Movie thread might know, I watched this incredibly strange film earlier today. I just wanted to make a thread to see if anyone else here has actually seen this...
Here's my review, if anyone cares: Well this was certainly a weird little film. Very low budget, very bad actors, very 80's...very strange! The plot is basically just a confusing rehash of House on Haunted Hill. 3 eccentric millionaires invite a group of people to stay at their mansion to face their greatest fears. The last one gets a million dollars. Pretty straight forward, but they still manage to make it a jumbled, confusing mess. At one point near the end, the narrator even admits he doesn't have a clue what's happening! The actors are exactly what you'd expect to see in a low budget 80's horror flick, which is to say that they couldn't act their way out of a wet paper bag. They do have some amusing lines, including the best pick-up line ever "I had a vasectomy!". Really though, this isn't an awful film considering. It's interesting to watch, because you really have no idea what's going to happen from one scene to the next. Really odd and poorly made film, but still entertaining in it's own way. 5.5/10 |
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I haven't seen it, but it sounds like something I'd watch:)
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I'd watch it just to hear the narrarrator say he's lost.
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It's only $15 on Amazon, highly recomened. |
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Panic -1976 David Warbeck Memorial Valley Massacre -1988 Cameron Mitchell Messiah of Evil -1973 Michael Greer Medusa -1973 George Hamilton The Blancheville Monster -1963 Gerard Tichy Deadtime Stories -1987 Scott Valentine Cathy's Curse -1977 Alan Scarfe Scream Bloody Murder -1973 Fred Holbert The Alpha Incident -1978 Ralph Meeker The Bell from Hell -1973 Viveca Lindfors The Demons of Ludlow -1983 Paul Von Hausen Metamorphosis -1990 Gene LeBrock The Cold - Carol Perry Naked Massacre -1976 Mathieu Carriere Hands of a Stranger -1962 Paul Lukather Haunts -1977 May Britt Gothic -1986 Julian Sands Christmas Evil -1980 Brandon Maggart Man in the Attic -1953 Jack Palance Driller Killer -1979 Abel Ferrara The Demon -1979 Cameron Mitchell Horror Express -1973 Christopher Lee Crypt of the Living Dead -1973 Andrew Prine The Snake People -1971 Boris Karloff Track of the Moon Beast -1976 Chase Cordell Sisters of Death -1977 Arthur Franz The Ghost -1963 Barbara Steele War of the Robots -1978 Antonio Sabato Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter -1966 John Lupton Oasis of The Zombies -1983 Manuel Gelin Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon -1972 Claudio Brook The Witch's Mountain -1972 Patty Shepard The Bloody Brood -1959 Peter Falk Deep Red -1975 David Hennings House of the Dead -1978John Ericson Revenge of Doctor X -1970 James Craig- Slashed Dreams -1975 Peter Hooten Bad Taste-1987 Peter Jackson A Bucket of Blood -1959 Dick Miller Virus -1980 Glenn Ford Horrors of Spider Island -1960 Harald Maresch The Milpitas Monster -1975 Douglas Hagdohl The Legend Of Big Foot -1979 Stafford Morgan Funereal Home -1980 Kate Hawtrey The Devil's Hand -1962 Robert Alda Lady Frankenstein -1971 Joseph Cotten I Bury the Living -1958 Richard Boone Silent Night, Bloody Night -1974 Patrick O'Neal Drive-In Massacre -1976 Jake Barnes I havent watched alot yet, but so far it seems like a good set. They're all public domain so the quality isnt always perfect, but still bearable. |
Please tell me Metamorphosis isn't about alien dna and claymation mutant frogs....
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Dr. Peter Houseman is a brilliant geneticist who is working on a serum which will stop human aging, but his colleagues don't believe in his work. When his university funding is threatened by his skeptical benefactors, the doctor takes a desperate measure to justify his work. He administers the serum to himself, but the results are unexpected and horrendous. |
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