So, this guy at my dad's office died a while ago
 

And he had something like 200 VHS tapes that I am now going to have to convert to DVD. Now, I would normally bemoan having to copy to DVD tapes that have been brought home from work by my dad. But these were not the usual "And this is what happened with the Corps' dams this year" lecture hall noise.
These tapes were late 80's hardcore porn.

Yes, not just regular 80's hardcore porn, LATE 80's hardcore porn. From the looks of them, maybe '88 or '89. Like around the time people were starting to think "hey, all this porn might be hotter if we didn't have these manes on our groins". And there are 200-ish tapes, most with more than one 'movie' on them. Fucking jackpot! (no pun intended)

He also had around 2 computers worth of image files and video files. My dad copied these files to a 60-gig external hard drive. It was amongst these files that I saw folders- FOLDERS- devoted specifically to Asian chicks. I'm sorry this guy died, because we would have gotten along great.


But here's where I hit a bit of a snag. So I go to copy the first tape, Innocent Bi-standers. Given the title, I'm thinking 2 or so girls teaming up on a guy then going at each other. So imagine my surprise when I push play and I see a guy getting fucked in the ass while banging some lady. Sure, nothing wrong with that, I'll still copy it, but it's like being blindfolded and expecting a delicious bite of ribeye steak and instead getting a piece of fried catfish.


EDIT: Great, and now there's a guy sucking another guy's feet. Yeah, feet are okay if they're on a girl, but guys' feet are harry and sweaty and gross.


SECOND EDIT: Oh, man, I was playing some music while the TV is on mute for while it copies. I look back to see what's going on, and I see some guy humping in perfect rhythm to "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You" by Tom Waits. I was just cracking up at that for some reason

This is a very funny post Sam, but it raises a few questions....

Like why your dad ended up with some co-workers porn collection and why he's having you copy them all to DVD.

:confused:

well, my dad didn't end up with them, a different guy did after the guy who owned the porn died. But my dad is the go-to guy for copying things to CD/DVD (I think that's, like, his job, but people go to him for personal stuff, too), so the guy went to my dad. But I'm the only one with a VCR in the house, so I'm the one copying them to DVD. And I guess they're getting copied to DVD because (EDIT: SHIT yeah, girl on girl action in the hot tub! And set to "Closing Time " by Tom Waits via my compy, no less!) DVD is better

Are you or your dad getting paid for this project?

200+ VHS to DVD conversions would take a long fuckin time, so I should hope he's throwing ya some cash for it.

Uh oh....if there's butthumping and foot sucking going on, there could very well be some scheizer footage in there too...beware...

well, we're not paying for the DVDs, and it's free porn, so...no, not getting paid to do it. Unless getting paid in porn counts

I assume you mean Scheisse, and there's a BIG difference between anal sex (no matter what the gender of the recipient is) and foot sucking, and people getting shit on

Do you get to keep all the VHS or something?

hahahaha


That made me think of the South Park episode where Cartman sees his mom in a German scheizer video online.

that was the SP movie, and I don't know if I get to keep the VHS or not.


there are few things more bizzare then watching a guy suck a dick set to Tom Waits music. I'm actually sitting here fascinated at the man on man sex, not because I like watching guys fuck, but because it's just really goddamn bizzare