Law Suit!!
Well, i just heard on the radio that some girl in Texas is suing MySpace for like 30 million dollars for not protecting her from some 19 year old dude and letting her post all her private info etc.
SO, I have decided. . . .THAT I AM SUING HDC!
Mainly for not protecting me from all of you. . . y'know protecting my feelings and such, oh and my sense of dignity. . . oh yeah, and protecting my time from posting on here too much. . . oh, and not protecting my fingers from typing lots of posts on these really, really hard keys. . . oh, and protecting me from having to vote in endless tournaments. . . oh, and one time someone stepped on my tail, i didn't actually see who it was, but I can assure you that HDC DID NOT protect me from it. . .
so, in sum, HDC has done an absolute shite job of protecting me from anything. . .and, thus and therefore, I am entitled to something like $1.5billion - - -
but, i'll settle for a bag of Cheetos, a six pack of Bud Light and a copy of Fangoria
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