Help!
 

i need serious help. no, not the doctor kind. but advise. see, i'm in my school's band. band kids really aren't geeks, actually you'd be surprised at all the stuff they do. anyway, i play alto sax and i wanted to play the tenor sax for marching band (not as stupid as sounds), well they gave it to another girl in my section. she's a total bitch and got pissed when i got to play tenor for jazz band. well, she sucks i'm pissed. plenty of people agree with me on this. but i need advise, what do i do?


also, which is better. someone who has played a select instrument before, playing difficult music or someone who hasn't played a select instrument before play difficult music.

i'd really appreciate help and if you guys didn't laugh.

worst of all, she hates horror movies. bambi would scare her.

Re: Help!
 

Okay sir. Here´s what you gonna do.

First you have to talk to the girl. Then you ask her out. And THEN you get married.

You´re welcome.



If you have other questions don´t be afraid to PM me.

Okay....first you challenge her to a fight to the death....then you tie your hands together and circle each other with sharpened saxophones while the rest of the band dances around you....as you artistically flail at each other, Michael Jackson will step in and stop you from fighting with a well placed EEE-HEE and his nose will fall off....at which point you start running. After that, take said nose and place it in the bell of her sax , so it will fly out and land on her face the next time she blows it....she will be traumatized and never play again....

Re: Re: Help!
 

uh, yeah, there's one problem with that.


I'M A GIRL!

Re: Help!
 

quit band.

Re: Re: Help!
 

impossible.

a) i love it
b) i won't quit because of her
c) i'll get an F for summer band, effecting my GPA forever.


like i said, it's impossible

(sigh) Okay then, can't you just challenge her for her seat? Like on Drumline, they were always challenging for positions. I thought that was a regular part of any school band....ask your conductor or director or whatever he's called for a challenge for her position.

This one time.....at band camp
























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