I will if you shut up, weiner dude!
 

Okay, okay. I have this idea called "Scary Dogs" and I need some help from the culinarily unchallenged here. Any ideas are good. I wanna invite people over my house to watch horror movies and then CHARGE THEM for food. Not a lot. Like, I wanna make hot dogs and charge these people $1.50 for a dog.

It has to be a small dog so they'll want to buy more than one. It should have some artistic flair to it. I believe it should feature chili-dog chili, with lots of red food coloring in there so it looks gory. Should be spicy but NOT TOO MUCH SO, spicy enough to notice it...you know, right in the middle.

And check this out! I'll only serve bottled water--they can't get an empty cup and fill it with tap water. I will kick them out if they try it. They can only have bottled water to drink, no soft drinks. And the bottled water will cost $3.25!!!!!!

The water is where the real money is made. i figure if the dogs are really salty, it'll force these butt-goblins to drink a lot of it, and then it's lots of sweet sweet money for me! ~ hoo yeah!

wait... huh? 3.25 for water? Jeez you NEED to be in a horror movie.

Dude, serve beer. That's how you get people to pay.

Filmmaker, that is probably the worst idea that I have ever heard in my life. If you were have a keg party I might be able to agree with what you're doing, but this.... That's terrible, dude.:D That's fuckin' awful.

I'm sorry. You know how much I love you, but that's awful, and I'm laughing at you so hard I'm crying.

Dude, I love you to pieces, but that is the funniest and worst I've heard ever... Well, besides like jumping from a really high place without a parachute and expecting to live.

Keg party. That would rule. Kegs are usually about $120 bucks at the most. You will definitely make a profit, and you don't even have to supply any kind of food.

See! Haunted agrees with Flayed! If Haunted and Flayed both agree, it's the best idea ever!












According to Flayed (and probably Haunted)

Hmmm so true... But if ME and haunted agree... it gets SeXy! Lmao

Dude....I don't want a bunch of drunken idiots in my livingroom! The people I know are stupid enough BEFORE they start drinking. Water is all them sumbitches get! This thread is totally a joke, by the way. I just wanted to fantasize about selling food to people who come over to visit. That would be totally cool.

aw but drunken idiots are fun.

Thanks for laugh. Think about it, though. Only your friends would show up, and you can't charge your friends. Other people would be terrified of coming over to the house of some dude they don't know and paying to eat hot dogs. They would probably be afraid that at the end of the night they'd be in the hot dogs.

DID I HEAR "KEGGER"?:)