Worst thing you have woke up to......
 

What's the worst thing you woke up to?? (Not just some fat minger you picked up the night before when you were half cut)

Mine was a couple of years ago during the summer. It was a hot night so I was all naked(hmmm nice image) and I had kicked the sheets off. About 3.30 in the morning the dog, who was asleep on the bed, got up and decided to have diarrhoea all over my chest, the bed and then wander down the stairs leaving trails of it everywhere. What was worse was I was just awake a split seacond before it happened but not awake enough to quite comprehend what was happening.

Dogs, mans best freind? My arse!!

That's disgusting, man.

The worst thing I've ever woken up to is when my gran died. Very sad.:(

Sun shining in the bedroom window because Dustin forgot to put the damned shade back down...Birds singing......Makes my fucking head hurt...



AND...Rooster crowing when staying in the country...ugh....Makes me wanna kill it...


OH...And kids waking me up to help them look for THEIR crap....Seri woke me up 2 days ago because she couldn't find her birth certificate for her job....And Stupid Shane can NEVER find his keys...

Hey you come to the country what do you expect.:)

I do hate city folk that come to the coutry and complain about nature, not a go at you Blood, just a personal thing that happens more and more round here.

Oh...I LOVE nature...At NIGHT......'Day' nature sucks...


Crickets are soothing...Bats and owls are quiet....Nature's just a hell of a lot more considerate at night :)

My brother having a seziure... scary.

Blah! I hate roosters!

I spent some time on a farm last summer and the damn rooster would never shut up...every 2 minutes "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!". Damn was it annoying. On top of that, the damn thing attacked me! I was trying to get the chickens back in the coop, but he wouldnt have any of that and chased me around the pen...

Im not cut out for farm life:p

I have had the rooster thing. You just wanna throw shit at them haha..

The worst wakeup I can remember had happened a few times over a couple of months. Waking up at all hours of the morning, in pain and just screaming my lungs out. Ended up in hospital a few times and just layed there crying and screaming..

All turned out good tho. Had gall stones. I had my operation a few years back and no more screaming wakes for me.

Otherwise now the worst wakeup is usually the cat screaming his lungs out....Just for the hell of it.

Oh yeah...When Seri's cats are in heat...Why in the HELL do they both have to do that yowling shit right outside my bedroom door?...She refuses to make them stay downstairs and they HAVE to make all their stupid noise UPstairs...I swear it feels like a personal vendetta...

MAU WAU!!! mmmmmmrrrrrrr!!

mmmmmmmmmmm!!