New guy comes to say hello
 

Hi, my name is Joseph. I am a member od the SCA. I am a swordfighter. I'm interested in Horror films and the creation of horror films. Just came to say hello and see you around the board. :)

Welcome.

Being a swordfighter perhaps you could answer a nagging thought I've been having.How many blows or strikes would it take to chop a man in half and what kind of sword would be ideal(I was thinking Samurai style but it might not be heavy enough)...just a thought.:rolleyes:

Welcome, I am Nick.

I am not a sword fighter, but I collect swords and other weaponry :)

welcome

Oh Jeeeesuuus Christ!!! *Haunted's head hits the keyboard*

As the Queen of Swords, for the dementia and insanity of this forum... I... oh...we can't do that anymore.

Tip: Don't mention being in the SCA to anyone else here. Sincerely. You'll get creamed.

what's wrong with Sexual Compulsives Anonymous?

What's this SCA you speak of?I doubt it's "Sexual Compulsives Anonymous" as Sam would have me believe.

Oh that SCA.

Mold, suffice it to say that the SCA is a natl group of fr...dum...people, that dress up in "Medieval" costuming (usually thrown together or sewn by some half w..., f..., person), and fight with PVC pipes. Sometimes, they actually make swords...ahem.

It's s...d...i... never mind.

SCA- Society for Creative Anachronisms

Fighting with pipes huh?Sounds as though drinking would be involved.....mead I suppose,or ale.

Boones Farm or Mad Dog 20/20? Who knows?