new PASTA dish proposed.
 

okay I wanna create a new pasta recipe it will have a unique blend of favors worked into it, will be very tasty, but the real innovation is you have to eat it NAKED and I will call it NUDLES

it's brilliant I tell you!

I guess the only thing that I can say to that is I hope the dish is served cold.

Nudles & meatballs
sound so grand
Just don't spill it
on your dick or your hand

Third degree burns
would hurt like hell
put on some salve
and all will be swell

Around your genitalia
you can wrap the pasta
twirl it with a fork
faster and faster

A salad would be nice
as a dish on the side
maybe some bread
and wine to unwind

With a partner
would be more fun
naked as a jaybird
eating pasta in the sun

For dessert you could have
a nice raspberry strudle
eating in the raw
my meatballs and nudle

Re: new PASTA dish proposed.
 

Make sure you add garlic and sun dried tomatos...

aw, you can never have enough garlic and sun dried tomatoes!

mmmm

gettin a little hungry here

I'd go with mushrooms cooked off in red wine until dispersal, + spinach in a garlic, cream and brandy sauce...maybe some semi-dried tomatoes on top, lil' bit of fresh chopped basil, oregano and parsley on top of that, chilli flakes and shaved REAL parmesan. Smoked salmon torn into thin strips would probably work incredibly well here too...I like spinach fettucini.

...I think I went a little too far, I wanna make this now...

Goddamnit!!! Now I'm hungry. Thanks...


Jesus christ talkin about cooked mushrooms and red wine fuckin love mushrooms pasta CHEESE fuckin garlic yummy parent only want southern food *mutter mutter*


How about some creamy pesto??

Goddmanit I hate myself...

If you spread pesto on toast, you would have....PESTOAST.

My mouth is watering just thinking of pestoast.. mmmmmm

It does sound yummy huh? Maybe if it was done up really special it could be a real dish. Served in a giant hollowed-out pinecone. Ooo--chicken pestoast would be the ginchiest.