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allmykids 12-15-2003 07:26 PM

How would you DEFEAT me?
 
Pick a killer from any horror/sci/fi and tell how you would defeat them!! :confused:

MichaelMyers 12-15-2003 07:42 PM

Leprechaun: Step on him. :)

Seriously...

To beat any of the big name killers, you have to outthink them. I think if they just instantly popped up, I wouldn't have much of a chance of survival unless I ran away from them. But if I knew someone like Jason or Candyman or Michael Myers were coming and had time to prepare, I'd set up the perimeter with something like bear traps or electric wires or pit falls in the ground. I figure I wouldn't have much of a shot in hand-to-hand combat with any of them, so my best bet would just be to incapacitate them.

Malicious_Mirth 12-15-2003 07:48 PM

all one would have to do to defeat jason is drop him into a volcano os something


i mean wtf is he gonna do bout that?????

Digital Murders 12-15-2003 07:49 PM

Freddy

First I'd drink with him, smoke a few bowls, then just watch some movies or something, then he'd forget all about killing me. So actually I wouldn't beat him really...just make friends with him.

:D

Ok...I'll choose another..umm Chucky.

I'd kick him him in the face....or just give him a Barbie to hump.

allmykids 12-15-2003 08:09 PM

Not bad guys!!! It is a real bitch coming up with something different!!!

SoUl SuRvIvOrS 12-15-2003 08:17 PM

well ummm Freddy..I would dress as Mary Poppins and keep singing A spoon full of Sugar makes the medicine go down,,makes the medicine go down...until he claws his ears out and ends up killing him self..hehehehe:D that damn song would cause anyone to kill themselves:D heheheh

Dave 12-15-2003 08:22 PM

Childs Play - Lock the Toybox

Leatherface - Drop Jason off to kill him for me lol

VampRocker 12-15-2003 09:47 PM

The Creature From The Black Lagoon -- I'd blow dry him to death. 'Cause, you know, he's amphibious and all...

moonsorrow 12-16-2003 02:07 AM

lets take jason for this one... i run into him in the forrest outside on my way home and there is a chase, i of course end up in my own home and him being jason not smart enough to realise whos home hes breaking into, (time for some bragging) two time champion of oslo in fencing (not with those tiny fencing blades, big ones, two handed, braod swords, short swords)
and from there i basicley poke him with my entier collection, scatter the parts around my neighburs living room and stink him out so i can see my horror dvds with PROPPER volume.

Malicious_Mirth 12-16-2003 02:11 AM

and then you take him to the volcano of course lol


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