Cheney guns down man
 

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.

Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/12/D8FNPSUG0.html

LMAO!!! Where there goes my theory of his being a Robot from the future

yeah and apparently all the guy said was, "so dick where were those weapons of mass destruction?"

i have nothing against cheney. but this is really funny.

"Uhhh it was my heart... it murmered and caused a small seizure. Yeahhhhhh that's the ticket, that's what I'll say."

Two words.. Pure Comedy!

It's better than choking on a pretzel I guess.

The poor bastard he shot has just suffered a minor heart attack to add to his woes. A wee bit of compensation will see him thru no doubt.