Fuck Sam the Egg
 

Seriously. Fuck 'im. He's a hypocritical, unpleasant, short, abusive, callow asshole. So I mean this with all sincerity to Sam the Egg: Go Fuck Yourself.
Now, you may ask yourself, why should Sam the Egg suddenly be ripped on like this?


Why? Because he made this thread to pimp his fucking movie (now available for your viewing pleasure):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JHVrDjlCT1k

Wow, the singing was great... and the togas were so... bedsheetish. I couldn't watch past the first couple minutes, eyes teared up with laughter, will try again another time.

Nothing wrong with shameless self-promoting.

Funny shit, dude. You should win some sort of award for something.

yeah fuck same the egg. The movie isn't playing either.

edit: ok I got the movie playing but it kept stopping every 10 seconds or so, stupid ghetto ass computer. What I saw was funny though, good job.

it's probably just loading slow

that bad, huh?

Re: Fuck Sam the Egg
 

Fuck you.

Nigga'.

eggs are incredible, AND edible.

good music and the walker was a nice touch.funny stuff....do you have any more planned?

this was actually the second one I did, the first one was called The Good, The Bad, and the Iliad. I was going to do For a Few Athens More, but I couldn't come up with enough good ideas and I want do do a more serious move next time 'round.
Although the next goofy movie I do will probably be my Ninja Bandits vs. Pirates movie called Salty Dawg: Gangsta Pirate