Envelope Glue
 

OK - so i've spent my entire working day licking envelopes and labels, etc.

Which made me suddenly think of the Seinfeld where George's fiancee dies from envelope glue? At the moment my symptoms are only nausea, boredom and a sticky feeling on the roof of my mouth - am i in danger?

:eek:

don't worry about it unless you start bleeding from the anus

I was licking "ENVELOPES" - but i can see where you'd get confused

I was thinking about that same episode actually, but only because someone recently said "Summer of George" in some wierd context, so now I can't stop thinking about Frolf.

OMG he's got the EBOLA VIRUS!!! KILL HIM!

I heard deranged monkeys are bad for carrying that shit.

Is there a shot we can give him? He's slightly amusing, I'd hate to kill him if there's another option....

If we kill him, then we'll have to burn him because ebola spreads like... well it spreads like the afore mentioned fire.:p

who needs enemies when you've got friends like these??

oh well

Thanks for the giggle :)