Got wood?
 

This thread will be for jokes. If you have a joke write it in here. Hopefully people have jokes or this is just gunna suck.

ok heres one...

if your american in the kitchen and asian in the living room what are you in the bathroom?

(that one is well known but, i don't care)

i dont know this one....so....what?

Where's the fucking punchline!!! Don't post a goddamn joke and leave before postiing the punchline.

Re: Got wood?
 

EUROPEAN

K well I got one WITH a punch line! *eh hem*

Whats brown and sticky?



A STICK!!!



BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't John Denver shower before flying?

He thought he could just wash up onshore.

That was awful IA, but it was pretty damn funny.:D

A lady goes through the check out line at her supermarket. She buy a single tv dinner, one roll of toilet paper, one bar of soap, and one single serving can of soup.

The check out guy looks at her and says, "You single?"

She says, "Yeah can't you tell by my groceries?"

The check out guy responds, "No it's because you're fucking ugly."

:D That was one of my ex boyfriend's jokes he got out of Playboy.

how do you fit 6 million jews into a Volkswagen?


in the ash tray

I'm going to Hell for this:

Why did Hitler really kill himself?

He got his gas bill.

Now I'm off to do penance.

hahahaha

John dies and arrives in hell. He’s met by the devil and told that each person is offered several choices of torture that run in 1,000-year cycles.
The devil leads him to room after room of torture, each more horrible than the next. Finally, they go to a room where a young college co-ed is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer.

John tells the devil, “This is more like it!”

The devil says, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”

John replies, “Yes!”

So the devil walks over to the young woman and says, “You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”