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RavageRitual 11-30-2005 04:31 PM

Im a dumbass I know
 
Anyway this is a story that happened today and i thought Id share it w/ you all because i figured you'd all like to make fun of me about it.

Anyway Im in this program at my school where i go to high school a half a day then a tech school the second half. I chose to go to tech school for culinary arts because thats what im intrested in. Anyway to the story... i was in the walk-in freezer getting some flower for this bread i was making and my one classmate comes in and is like "Sam, I dare you to touch your tongue to the pole" and i know that your tongue can stick to frozen poles because ive seen the movies (dumb and dumber, christmas story). But i decided i would anyway, i figured i would just touch my tongue to the pole and quickly pull it off. I was really really wrong. My tongue emmediantly stuck to the pole. I suddenly got really scarred and didnt know what to do, before i thought to get hot water my reaction was to grab ahold of it with my hand and peel it off. So i did so. what i didnt know was some of my tongue was still sticking to the pole. I didnt know untill my friend said sam you are bleeding like crazy. So im getting really freaked out now because if my instructor came and saw my frontside covered in blood he'd sure want to know whats going on. so i went to the bathroom and washed my face and gargled water. it wouldnt stop bleeding so i decided to salt the wound. which burned incredibly but it stopped the bleeding.

Now that its over i feel like a complete dumbass, and im actually kind of emberassed to go back to school tommorow cause im scarred of what everyone might think. but anyway thats what i did today.

The_Return 11-30-2005 04:37 PM

Oh man....Im speechless:D

Zombee 11-30-2005 04:39 PM

Freaking outstanding! Im not the only dumbass who has done this. Thank you very much.

stubbornforgey 11-30-2005 04:45 PM

OK..
i had just finished having a shower n decided to see if apple shampoo really
tasted like apple..
now in comparison ..
you know i love you and all ..even though we have not met etc..and em usually of the opinion that you never knock a man
when hes down BUT......

newb 11-30-2005 04:47 PM

*hee hee hee*...dumbass:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ck_on_pole.jpg

AUSTIN316426808 11-30-2005 05:00 PM

You don't have to worry about what they think because I can assure you, they think you're a dumbass.

filmmaker2 11-30-2005 06:06 PM

By the way, a lot of people have wondered how they did that scene in "A Christmas Story"-- for years I thought they really did it for real! And poured warm water on the pole to loosen the tongue. But, they didn't:

They made a special pole which was rigged up with a suction device, like a vacuum cleaner. When they wanted to loosen the tongue, they just turned it off. Simple!! But so nicely done it had me guessing for a long time.

stubbornforgey 11-30-2005 06:10 PM

LOL...well well mr killjoy!!
thank you for that . :D

newb 11-30-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by filmmaker2
By the way, a lot of people have wondered how they did that scene in "A Christmas Story"-- for years I thought they really did it for real! And poured warm water on the pole to loosen the tongue. But, they didn't:

They made a special pole which was rigged up with a suction device, like a vacuum cleaner. When they wanted to loosen the tongue, they just turned it off. Simple!! But so nicely done it had me guessing for a long time.

Another bit of trivia...the kid with the tongue....went on to to porno movies.....true story.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 11-30-2005 06:28 PM

wow, you really are a dumbass. You're lucky I wasn't there because I would have hit and tickled you until your screams made someone intervene. :)


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