The art of Drinking with boys
 

I am going to pass along some words of wisdom from an experienced party girl for the young chicks ,seeing as it is Friday.

And also a funny.

Advice:Keep an eye on your drink at all times,never let a Boy/s go fetch your beer.
Lift that drink/bottle like your going to belt it,but only take a sip and only when said Boy/s are watching.
After 5 sips ,go to the bathroom and toss it down the toilet.
Drink water(bring a water bottle of your OWN)in between drinks
Come out and repeat.
Always eat,especially bread products(it absorbs the alcohol)
It's no longer 'cute' to play the "Im not hungry game".
You get a buzz but not drunk,and your skin stays nice and non-sotted.

Always make sure you have a good friend watching your back and vice-versa.

Now,here's your funny:

A big grin and a "HA!" out loud.

Re: The art of Drinking with boys
 

Someone delete this thread and BAN THIS HEATHEN!!!


LMMAO

I agree with you about the "keep an eye on your drink".....there are a lot of assholes in this world...trust no one.At least until you get to know them.

I also agree on the "eat before drinking" ...even a big guy can be overcome by too much drink..not enough food...its happened to the best of us....er...not me..the other pansies out there.

Also a good idea with the "buddy system"
and the water drinking also helps.

I don't agree on the "toss the beer down the toilet" thing.....why...thats pure blasphamy.

Angra-Sweetie:D

Newb-it HAS to be tossed, If it makes you feel better....it was sacrified to the 'Great Porcelain Bowl',which I hear prefers this to yak.


I was lucky in my party days,I had a group of friends that took care of me (including 2 BIG guys that would beat the living shit outta anyone trying to take advantage)

To all you girls:

Hey, you want a beer?

You know, I know this guy, he gets me acting jobs.

You're kinda cute! I bet I could get you a job in movies.

You should be nice to me...

Wow! You are the slowest beer drinker I've ever seen!

Wait...you've...you've got a piece of lint on your shirt...I'll get it......OW!

So you din´t get any because of your 2 big fellas. Congratulations precious....:rolleyes:

I said taking ADVANTAGE...not going willingly:p

I understand you trip:cool: