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bloodrayne 08-26-2005 03:14 AM

A Little Sexism...Just For Fun
 
~The Perfect Couple~



Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.


One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.


Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.


There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.


Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.


Only one of them survived the accident.


Question: Who was the survivor?










Answer:


The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!






**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.





**** Men keep scrolling.














So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.







**** Men Keep scrolling













By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen!

Angra 08-26-2005 03:23 AM

LOL


Nice to see a women with self-irony.;) :D

AUSTIN316426808 08-26-2005 03:33 AM

LOL good one:D

alkytrio666 08-26-2005 03:39 AM

Haha that was an alltogether very funny joke. But, hey. I'm perfect.

EXTR3MIST 08-26-2005 07:52 AM

That reminds me, the difference between women and men:-


* Women can't keep secrets... men by comparison are very sneaky


* Women, however, can hold in a fart... men can't

































Therefore, if you want a woman to keep a secret......









































Whisper it up her arse

ItsAlive75 08-26-2005 11:36 AM

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?”

The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”

Vodstok 08-26-2005 11:42 AM

Hehe, that was good... :)


How's this for a blonde joke?


A blonde walks into a building.

newb 08-26-2005 11:57 AM

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?





A brunette with bad breath.

newb 08-26-2005 11:58 AM

A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse wide open. The police goes over and tell her" excuse me do you know your blouse is open. The blonde screams "OH MY GOD I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS."

ItsAlive75 08-26-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse wide open. The police goes over and tell her" excuse me do you know your blouse is open. The blonde screams "OH MY GOD I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS."
hahahaha


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