Free toothbrushes and why I hate the dentist
 

Time for a rant.

I just got back from goin' to the dentist, which is always a joy. So I wait for a half an hour past my appointment, and go sit down in that creepy plastic chair that moves a lot and makes creepy sounds when it moves. The girl comes over and starts cleaning, and starts picking at my gums with that little metal pick thing which hurt like shit. So I can taste blood in my mouth and I realize I'm bleeding WAY too much.

She says there's some shit under my top gum that's making it swollen and she has to dig under it. I ask if I need anesthesia and she says no, so its go time. Yeah, she tore the SHIT out of my gum, I could see blood coming down my chin. The dentist comes over and starts tooling away, blah blah blah I got a toothbrush and some floss.

What the fuck is with the dentist? They get paid to make my mouth all bloody and gross? I floss every day dammit, I've never gotten a filling or cavity EVER! So why do I have to go through the bullshit and listen to some bitch say, "You need to brush softer". SOFTER? Get fucked, I brush fine, thank you...

But... I got a toothbrush... and some floss.

Rant over.

Amen. There's no such thing as a gentle dentist, they're all monsters.

I hate going. I usually bleed too.

Remember that movie the Dentist? So true to real life. I've never had to have any real work done but when I was younger my teeth wouldn't come out normally so two had to be pulled. So the nurse brings in the novacaine, the doctor puts the needle in my mouth, and the next thing I hear him say is : "Oops, I missed." HOW THE HELL DO YOU MISS THE ROOF OF SOMEONE'S MOUTH?! I won't even go into what happened after that. I bled and cussed like an eight year old sailor. Even the "cleanings" are uncomforatable...and rubber gloves taste terriable...

ach... tell me bou it, its insane how much they torture you (though to their defence it would have been worse if they didnt.)
i had to extract all my wisdom teeth, now two of them came out easy, no pain, but the other two he couldnt just pull, had to opperate... il never forget opening my eyes in the middle of surgery only to see him standing there with a hammer and chisle in my mouth!
and when i thought the worst part was over came the time for the bill.... witch was about 350.

i actually always liked the dentist, but thats cuz my dentist is cool as shit. i've seen him my whole life, meaning, he's seen me grow up.

i have a pick of him when i was about 8. he was workin on my brother, and i was wtaching. I was holding my little blue mouse stuffed animal, with the squeaky ears.

Ive never minded the dentist either. Time off school, free toothbrush...what more could you want?

Quit your bitching...ya got a free toothbrush.
And stop eating shit so it don't get stuck up under your gums.

Don't talk that way about Olive Garden...

Love the breadsticks.:)

Yeah, actually I just came back from there, I went with mi familia. Breadsticks were good, lasagna was good, CHOCOLATE lasagna was good... service was bad, but lasagna was good.